Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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