There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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