Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
You are a genius and a whore.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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