Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
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my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
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He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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