White coat. Heels.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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