fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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