what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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