are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
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He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
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All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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