He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
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Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
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I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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