I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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