they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
He keeps bees of course he's weird
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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