Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
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the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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