she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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