dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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