he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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