I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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