I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
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it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
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I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
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