Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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