she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
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how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
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It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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