I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I feel great
I just peed on a car
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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