You're my little dorito
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
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answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
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I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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