is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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