so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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