how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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