I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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