is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
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