i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
sarcasm needs its own font
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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