I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
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What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
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Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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