im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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