We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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