Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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