We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
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stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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