I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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