Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
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you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
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see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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