Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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