New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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