I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
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Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
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Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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