zippers are such a cool invention
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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