i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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