we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
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so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
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Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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