She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
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I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
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Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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