This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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