chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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