Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
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I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
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third nipple confirmed
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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