i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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