Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
only you would photoshop your dick
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
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when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
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I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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