So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
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Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
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She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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