I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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