There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
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I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
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I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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