Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
