God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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