Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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