I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
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So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
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Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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