I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
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cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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