do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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