Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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